cosmopsis

2009

December 28
November 61
October 56
September 37
August 27
July 20
June 22
May 20
April 29
March 23
February 21
January 34

2008

December 49
November 27
October 29
September 24
August 30
July 29
June 36
May 50
April 55
March 52
February 51
January 27

2007

December 49
November 45
October 8
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
Listen Listen
Elliott Smith - Bottle Up and Explode!
Dec 2nd
“Combine onion, bell pepper, celery and butter in boiler and...”
— I love how my mom screams at...
Nov 26th
“I always end my e-mail which I write to my teacher with Best...”
— Yahoo! answers
Nov 24th
I highly recommend seeing the Swedish vampire movie Let the...
Nov 24th
symptoms-of-stress: Ballot #5: Lizard People This Beltrami...
Nov 21st
“THE FOOD BANDIT IS STILL AROUND. Whoever have the...”
— e-mail from office manager
Nov 21st
My friend Carolina is in nursing school and likes to send me...
Nov 21st

Very deep papercut

I just got blood all over something I have to mail to the Department of Homeland Security.
Nov 20th
“Worry is a MISUSE of the ImaginatioN”
— email signature of one of my...
Nov 19th
Former Miss America / Miss Mississippi, Mary Ann Mobley, is...
Nov 19th

File that under Things You've Done to Be...

Yesterday on the 6 train, I was standing over an exhausted-looking couple who was surrounded by...
Nov 19th
“What is art? Are we art? Is art art?”
— Lisa Turtle, “Saved by...
Nov 19th
joshnissenboim: Since 10/3 I have had the option of 2...
Nov 19th
I was looking online for a black bomber jacket, but I think...
Nov 18th
helenrice: me circa 1985, pullin’ a radical method air....
Nov 18th

the best news I've heard all day

meaghano: I just heard John Hodgman say on YLNT that he got rejected from every MFA program he...
Nov 14th
“Unfortunately, as you are a customer from the USA we are not...”
— Penguin UK :(
Nov 14th
Listen Listen
Weezer - Jamie I’m about bowl a 300.
Nov 13th
filialpiety: What passes for news in my neck of the woods
Nov 13th
computerization: OH THAT’S RIGHT MARC BOWLIN’ IS HEADED TO...
Nov 7th
filialpiety: I’m glad we didn’t listen to these children....
Nov 7th
Holograms, y’all
Nov 5th
“CNN just predicted a huge earthquake tonite…cuz of all...”
— text message I just received...
Nov 4th
“I lose all respect for celebrities when they back a...”
— Carrie Underwood. I hope that...
Nov 4th
(via symptoms-of-stress)
Nov 4th
I didn’t get a sticker, but that’s ok.
Nov 4th
patrickmoberg: Today is a big day.
Nov 4th
“Here’s why you should vote: you are going to really love it,...”
— Miranda July
Nov 3rd