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Loretta Lynn - Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year

On the verge of either sleeping or sneezing. I want to cut...

jackson, mississippi

jackson, mississippi this is an old mannequin at cock of...

manchac, louisiana

J’s Feet on Ursulines Street

Back from the Deep South

1) Made my first visit to New Olreans post-Katrina. Surprised by how well I remembered my way...

Stopped for seafood on the way to New Orleans

Bruce Springsteen - I’m Goin’ Down

UM. Happy holidays.

I want to eat this blog

one more stick-a-butter yawl

SHE SHOOTS BUTTER INTO HER VEINS

What Could Have Been

Delta keeps sending me 2 different...

MATH PROBLEM

A family has two children, and one is a girl named Florida. What is the probability that the family...

From the Elevator

Man 1: Did you stay late last night?
Man 2: Not really, I think we got on the 9:10 train home.
Man 1: Yeah, yeah...
Man 2: That's what I like about the suburbs. It keeps me honest. [Looks at me and winks]
Me: [Looks at hand for ring. Yes, there's a ring]
Me: [Throws Chipotle burrito in Man 2's face*]
*in Fantasy Filing Cabinet

Disgusting Office Cookie Phenomenon

BDS: I picture samuel jackson in snakes on a plane
"I'm tired of all these motherfuckin' cement cookies in this motherfuckin' office!!!"
or whatever he said
me: omg
that just sent me over the edge

'tis the season

symptoms-of-stress: for deceitful christmas cookies. (yes, christmas—there’s no such thing as...

No

I am so hungover. I am hallucinating Paula Deen. I want someone to make me mashed potatoes and...

symptoms-of-stress: Looking for potential gifts of toys...

amandalynferri: “Damn I wish I was your lover I’ll rock you till the daylight comes Make sure...

Go see this movie. This is an order.

“I’ve abandoned free-market principles to save the...”
— Bushism of the Day

no cake for young adolf hitler

BDS: someone should so a coffee table book
of toddlers with absurd/awful names
*do a coffee table book
me: I agree
BDS: with an intro essay by "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined"
me: haha
I understand that the line can get fuzzy, but no one should be legally allowed to name their child Adolf Hitler.
no one
BDS: I agree
there should be a name obscenity law
what if I want to name my child "disappointing failure"?

Christmas soul music blog

“Mmk. I’m going to get going and go post some of this...”
— Meryl

amandalynferri: courtneyc: I’d like to make a visit to...

Lunch break tourism

Working so close to the Empire State Building is odd: It’s only visible from the north side...

cue Beavis and Butthead laughter

“Most of the writers I know work every day, in obscurity and...”
— Timothy Egan, “Typing Without...

The most horrifying link in the world

Andrew Sullivan: Palin pregnancy a fraud?

From the Archives

BDS: what'd you get your mama for xmas?
me: I got her some really pretty mittens/gloves
and some random shit from Sephora
BDS: "some random shit from sephora"
nice
reads like a commercial
"make her holiday unforgettable with some random shit from sephora"

What would your last meal be?

Louisiana beats out Mississippi: Title of the...

I want one for Christmas.

Nirvana - Sliver “u ppl r all wrong, the song is about feeling abandoned, but Kurt wanted to...

The woman at the deli and I just had a long conversation...

Sorry I Missed Your Party (thank you, Jay)

Word of the Day

absquatulate PRONUNCIATION: (ab-SKWOCH-uh-layt) MEANING: verb intr.: To leave in a hurry; to...

Elliott Smith - Bottle Up and Explode!