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Silver Jews - Trains Across the Sea Half hours on earth what are they worth? I don’t...

If You Go See 'The Strangers'

Bring the following items: 1) A pacemaker 2) Diapers 3) A gun

“Human reality, he was beginning to realize, was a series of...”
— Michel Houellebecq, The...

onepointtwentyonegigawatts: My landlord owns the flag...

Earlimart - We Drink on the Job Luckily I’m off today.

Top 5 Antiheroes

In light of the recent trainwreck that was the fourth Indiana Jones, I’ve been thinking about...

Magnetic Fields - Strange Powers on a ferris wheel looking out on coney island under more stars...

Jocelyn’s “actually busy” gmail status...

CONFESSION

I have never seen The Wizard of Oz.

New Bloods - Oh, Deadly Nightshade! Saw these gals in a room that was approximately 800 degrees...

No, I Haven't Been Beaten

…but I do have some mysterious bruises on my arm. Maybe I just watched too many reruns of...

Pavement - Harness Your Hopes I’m asking you to hold me just like the morning paper...

Actual Poem Received By Stranger on...

If I could I would build you a pedestal made out fo crystal to raise you high like a goddess in...

“So I left the ticket window and took a seat on one of the...”
— John Barth, The End of the...

The Crystals - Then He Kissed Me This song makes me wish I was wearing a prom dress in the 60s. ...

LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME I GOT THE JOB EVERYTHING IS...

bugis stairs, singapore photo by anne bryant

Computerization - 2010 You wanted eggplant/I want pastrami You wanted happiness/I wanted pain

20 questions

1 can it fit on the bed 2 does it cost over $300 3 is it an electronic device 4 is it made of...

Schizophrenic Thoughts While Watching...

These are awful people; do we really need a show like this? God, I love that dress. These...

NPR Interview with Death Row Chaplain Carroll...

Salem - Brustreet Not sure how I feel about this, but it’s nicely hypnotic. (PS - Do I just...

Hayden - Bad As They Seem one of the saddest and sweetest songs ever written. (per j’s...

“I hope ahh-nold makes a speech abaaht it.”
— bds, on the good news in...

GENERATION SLAP:They're naive,...

Gin Blossoms - Hey Jealousy I heard this for the first time in years yesterday, and it made me...

THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD SPENDS $30,000 ON VIDEO...

In Lighter News...

IT’S OFFICIALLY OK TO BELIEVE IN ALIENS (thanks, derek)

Dear July 18, Please hurry. Sincerely, Ashley

'real world' takes over brooklyn

Jay Reatard - It’s So Useless from the Hammer I Miss You EP

Melanie - Brand New Key I asked your mother if you were at home/She said yes, but you...

designage: super cute, and of course sold out. guess we’ll...

Sad Kermit - Needle in the Hay

Helium - Pat’s Trick

Is this ethical?

Tom Petty - Don’t Come Around Here No More

me: christian bale is going to be in terminator 4
ck: wait
they're making a terminator 4?
me: yep
ck: with christian bale?
me: yep
ck: i just got a t-1000boner
you just made my year

An Average Consumer's Spending

Bob Dylan - Most Likely You’ll Go Your Way and I’ll Go Mine I’ll always have to...

Notes on "Sweet Child O' Mine," As Delivered...

Computerization - 1.14me I sing on this song! It’s about a computer in love with its user,...

AUTOMATON

Thank you, Ashley, for expressing interest in job opportunities at NYU. We have successfully...

symptoms-of-stress: I don’t feel safe in this elevator.

DNA featuring Suzanne Vega - Tom’s Diner Fortunately or unfortunately, this song will be...

“…so I highly recommend that you see feist live,...”
— bds

M83 - We Own the Sky pretty