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December 49

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“I think there are probably a lot of women named nancy and...”
— beau, on the sarah palin news

“I saw on the local news this morning where the Apple Store...”
— An email from my mom in...

hello?

me: i'm coming to brunch with y'all on saturday
jocelyn: cool
i'm gonna try to come
but we have a new roommate moving in that day
me: you better be there
or i'll throw a brick through your windshield
of the car you don't have

WHAT A DAY!

helenrice: Blondie - One Way or Another. Ashley, this one is for you. I love you! I even...

Someone posted about the WTFCNN blog a long time ago. ...

Help Help!!!! Williamsburg Restaurant...

lookmom: What is the homey restaurant on Bedford where I always pee?! They usually have the...

“I saw the fattest family in the world at Dollywood and they...”
— Shane Kennedy

The genealogical classification of the Korean language is...

so tired

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah fruit loops

“When I was in graduate school, I had a teacher who said to...”
— Lorrie Moore (via The...

what is this? i’m disgusted and intrigued.

Why Your College Degree is Meaningless

amandalynferri: Remember when he was a really into being a...

this is what it’s like to be on a rooftop in NYC! (via...

“God is listening, and he will do the same for you. If you...”
— message from some random...

The Goonies: Where Are They Now?

quiz

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thelunasea: Justin’s birthday present: A dartboard and...

Obama, McCain Reveal Pop Culture Favorites

Remember Lisa Frank stickers? I think I still have a...

Just Witnessed

…two women shedding actual tears over People magazine’s photos of Brangelina’s...

From this photo I learned: 1) My brother made it to...

I made Jake take this with his phone on Berry St.

The latest in the "stunt memoir" category:...

me: what do you call a prostitute in italy?
Justin: whore
me: A PASTATUTE!
Justin: bye
me: :(

me: what do you call a prostitute in italy?
Colin: ?
me: a PASTATUTE!
Colin: you're on timeout
me: :(
Colin: FOR BEING SO FUNNY