cosmopsis

Have you ever engaged in, conspired to...

Mar 30th

Unless I am now having actual hallucinations and/or it was a cardboard cutout, there was an owl...

Mar 30th

Listen

oliveargyle: atlantic city//bruce springsteen

Mar 30th

Cut My Hair

Can anyone recommend a place to get a girl’s haircut in NYC that doesn’t cost $200?...

Mar 26th

6 Train

college girl: I know, like, I've smoked so much weed that, like, I'll probably have to move to a different city when I graduate because I'll have, like, $100 in my pocket
college boy: yeah, me too
college girl: like Tokyo
college boy: yeah
college girl: or Cleveland
college boy: where's Cleveland?
college girl: I don't know

Mar 23rd

Mmmmmm

Mar 22nd

“The support letter, which was sent in a separate email,...”
— me, because I am incredibly...

Mar 20th

G as in Graveyard

is what I just said to a customer service representative.

Mar 20th

from the Archives of Warmer Weather, Blonde Hair, and...

Mar 19th

Mar 18th

I’m A!

Mar 18th

deli woman: how was your weekend?
me: really good, how was yours?
deli woman: so good. have you seen The Last House on the Left?
me: no, but I did see The Interna--
deli woman: OH MY GOD you have to see it. do you like killings? because the killings are SO good.
me: I'll make a note of it.

Mar 16th

Mar 15th

for beau

Mar 13th

Another picture taken in nursing school from my sick and...

Mar 13th

“The trouble with a rat race is that even when you win,...”
— Lily Tomlin. I will be...

Mar 12th

Mar 11th

“…I’ve had the misfortune of running into a few...”
— So funny.

Mar 11th

Saint Cajetan, the patron saint of the unemployed, gamblers...

Mar 11th

My first philosophy professor in college introduced the very...

Mar 11th

Can I Get a Hallelujah

I’m home from work and it’s still light out.

Mar 9th

Listen

Joni Mitchell - All I Want I almost fell asleep at the wheel one night driving from Meridian to...

Mar 6th

by Maude Clay, for the Fifty States Project Mississippi /...

Mar 4th