Chelsea, on her porch in Nashville. We’re arguing...
Apr 30th
Someone found my blog by googling...
Apr 29th
I asked a client when his visa expires and he sent me this.
Apr 29th
word of the day
patrocliny / patricliny PRONUNCIATION: (PA-truh-kli-nee) MEANING: noun: Inheritance of traits...
Apr 28th
“If you are at work, please just send me a “one...”
— my mom, because I...
— my mom, because I...
Apr 27th
I had no idea this would be more similar to Old Yeller than...
Apr 27th
Left Philadelphia just after 6, I’m still not back in NY, think I might be in a wormhole
Apr 27th
Listen
Frightened Rabbit - Old Old Fashioned
Apr 24th
Overheard at the Wendy's in Forest, MS
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
Hey look what I got! My dear friends Helen and Josh over at...
Apr 24th
Listen
helenrice:
The Notwist / One With The Freaks
This one- this whole album comes with so many...
Apr 23rd
C: i saw the zac efron movie last night
and now i have a fucking tween crush
i am so annoyed about it. i really could have done without a crush on zac fucking efron
me: omg
C: have you had a look at the new ipod miniature
shuffle
nano
black hole. cirrus cloud
me: i have not
C: touch screen
me: everything i own gets stolen so i have decided never to buy anything ever again
C: fucking piece of fucking dirt, grain of sand
me: this is the most depressing conversation we have ever had
C: hahahahaha
ASHLEY
IT IS THE SIZE OF A BOOGER
there is not a dial on it
me: can you shove it up your ass?
C: ABSOLUTELY
NOT A PROBLEM
WITHOUT A HITCH
i dont own one.
i dont want to
i just want you to know that they are really pushing the envelope here
me: I'm tired of the envelope being pushed
I want a porch and a dog
and now i have a fucking tween crush
i am so annoyed about it. i really could have done without a crush on zac fucking efron
me: omg
C: have you had a look at the new ipod miniature
shuffle
nano
black hole. cirrus cloud
me: i have not
C: touch screen
me: everything i own gets stolen so i have decided never to buy anything ever again
C: fucking piece of fucking dirt, grain of sand
me: this is the most depressing conversation we have ever had
C: hahahahaha
ASHLEY
IT IS THE SIZE OF A BOOGER
there is not a dial on it
me: can you shove it up your ass?
C: ABSOLUTELY
NOT A PROBLEM
WITHOUT A HITCH
i dont own one.
i dont want to
i just want you to know that they are really pushing the envelope here
me: I'm tired of the envelope being pushed
I want a porch and a dog
Apr 22nd
Mmm, Healthy Dose of Xenophobia
pastoneoclock: Sometimes, when I feel like I’m too optimistic about this country and the...
Apr 22nd
This has been sitting in our office kitchen for days
Apr 22nd
FREE BABY GRAND PIANO
I didn’t have room for it. Tao moved, so now he has to find a new home for it. It belonged...
Apr 22nd
“Half the time I have no clue where I am…not sure about...”
— my friend Anne
— my friend Anne
Apr 20th
Apr 17th
Watch
I have the best memory of watching this with helen and josh
Apr 17th
Fort Greene flea market opens Saturday
Apr 16th
Carolina & Oscar
Apr 10th
Carolina did this. For clarification, that is her mother. ...
Apr 10th
B just sent me this picture of a hairless baby cat and...
Apr 8th
You Dim Sum, You Lose Some
My bowling team won one and lost one last night “Won one” — does not sound or...
Apr 8th
No more jury duty for 8 more years
who will be president then? will I own a dog or cat?
Apr 7th
Jury Duty may also refer to: Jury Duty (TV series), a 2007...
Apr 6th
“Faux-bama” poster in Turkey
Apr 5th
Apr 2nd
Absolutely disgusting
the sensation/sound of biting into sand or something sand-like
Apr 1st