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Someone I knew had this…
Jul 1st
I had a dream I had to completely fill up a movie theatre with water using only buckets. A man who...
Jul 1st
thanks, weather.com
Jun 26th
Email from my mom (subject: reconstruct...
Ashley, The following sign is posted in our coffee room and I always laugh and think of you when...
Jun 25th
“And the next time I’m in a subway station,
I’ll...”
— Ellen Kennedy, from...
— Ellen Kennedy, from...
Jun 25th
Listen
Crowded House - Don’t Dream It’s Over (1986)
When I was little I used to think he was...
Jun 24th
Jimmy, Line Three; Jimmy, Line Three
Sat in on conference call with Indian client, smiled uncomfortably at joke made to said Indian about...
Jun 24th
The Simple Pleasure of a Busted Hipster
Jun 24th
Stout suggests that to comply with the crackdown, tobacco...
Jun 22nd
“It’s like watching your friend’s once sort of...”
— Beau, on the evolution of...
— Beau, on the evolution of...
Jun 22nd
My Parents Joined Facebook, My Parents Are Dead would make...
Jun 19th
My brother found a bottle of Tranny Honey.
Jun 18th
Hillary Clinton broke her elbow...
Tried to close umbrella while holding bag of food, umbrella popped back up, rainwater splashed woman...
Jun 18th
A stranger gave this to me on the 6 train.
Jun 17th
About to crawl under my desk to keep reading.
Jun 17th
Jun 12th
Woman who missed Air France flight dies in...
Jun 11th
Canada and Mexico vs. the US: A Visual...
Jun 11th
A friend from high school just emailed me this. Facebook...
Jun 11th
I saw a person on the train this morning reading what I...
Jun 9th
Listen
Jon Brion - Row (from Eternal Sunshine)
I miss coming home drunk and tired in Charleston and...
Jun 5th
I don’t care how bad the name Flex Mussels is, I have...
Jun 5th
“Nashville (Twitty City)” by Caroline Allison...
Jun 4th
I had a dream that I bought one of those...
Jun 2nd