Guy: I think I have the same birthday as Ray Charles.
Me: Yeah? I share one with Tito Jackson and Nietzsche.
Guy: Is Nietzsche the guy who said “Hell is everyone else” or something?
Me: That was Sartre. “Hell is other people.”
Guy: Yeah, fuck that guy. Hell is judging other people.
Me: [Wow, that’s very wise. But he looks so young. How old is he?]
Me: I’m curious—how old are you?
Guy: Twenty-two. I work at American Apparel.