So I wasn’t joking on Twitter earlier when I said I wrote a rap. This is just a small taste of my future rap career. I’ve already contacted Lil’ Wayne, and I’m “getting signed” tomorrow. I think that just means I have to sign some papers tomorrow. And then I’ll be famous.
Ok, I have to go to my bowling match now. Did you know that Lil’ Wayne is a serious bowler and owns multiple bowling balls of his own? I’d like to thank this person, whoever you are, on YouTube for their beat. See you at the Grammys.
