cosmopsis

From the Archives

• B: I've got to finish this goddamn spreadsheet
• it's haunting my dreams
• me: ok
• B: I'll keep the window open
• just give me a holler if you need me for anything
• me: ok I'll be here
• I will
• B: I'll be RIGHT HERE
• me: RIIIIIIIGHT HEREEEEEEE
• LIKE E.T.
• B: ouch elliot
• me: I want E.T. as a pet
• I need E.T. in my life
• B: a small, anthropomorphic magical creature would really help---I agree
• me: yes
• BREAKING NEWS
• anna nicole smith is dead
• B: what?
• me: dead
• google it