cosmopsis

Finding my polling place because I just moved

NYC Board of Elections: What’s ya’ borough, dear?
Me: Brooklyn.
NYC Board of Elections: Excellent! Brooklyn!
Me: [gives address]
NYC Board of Elections: It looks like you’ll be going to PS132? Oh, no, you’re goin’ to Jennings Hall.
Me: Will I get a sticker?
NYC Board of Elections: They might give you a gold star for tryin’ hard, but the important thing is that ya’ participated in democracy.
Me: Oh, ok.