Leave a message after the beepcosmopsisTumblr (3.0; @cosmopsis)http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/Stupid ComputersIn the past three years, I’ve had three different Macbooks, two of which exploded two days...http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/252337879http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/252337879Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:09:00 -0500Oh my god I'm on the internet. At my house. On a computer. Not an iPhone. I feel like I just discovered a new planet. Is something wrong with me?http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/252181229http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/252181229Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:08:38 -0500My MotherMom: so, is your stove still broken? Me: I already told you, they are replacing it next week. Mom:...http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/251345226http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/251345226Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:23:22 -0500Look at how pretty today is.<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfggsNtBO1qz6d6bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look at how pretty today is.</p>http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/251153054http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/251153054Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:46:00 -0500work viewYou Know It's Been a Long (Good?) Day WhenYou call your co-worker, who sits mere feet away from you, just to say hello.http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/251142586http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/251142586Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:33:40 -0500I was told today that I am like "Jack Kevorkian for the mentally ill, the socially inept and/or pathetically disengaged."Besides a drunk British professor once telling me when I was a bartender, “Your dimples…...http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/250978067http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/250978067Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:46:00 -0500"You replied to all. Was that on purpose? Omg. I love you."“You replied to all. Was that on purpose? Omg. I love you.” - KK. Of COURSE it was on...http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/250855388http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/250855388Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:06:16 -0500“Where you’ll look your best, decapitated.”<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbzbzd6r71qz6d6bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Where you’ll look your best, decapitated.”</p>http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/248990044http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/248990044Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:43:00 -0500Are You Sure (You Want to Be Ripped Off by a Jukebox)?Last night, a friend and I went to Nancy Whiskey Pub on Lispenard Street in Tribeca for a...http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/248842317http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/248842317Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:01:00 -0500Glad I Bowl With My Right ArmMe: Hi, something bit my arm. I think it's a spider? Do you take walk-ins? Clinic: Yes. Tomorrow...http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/248595621http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/248595621Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:57:00 -0500Overread in NYI was too exhausted to try and overread a single line of this on the L train this morning, but I...http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/247384295http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/247384295Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:11:00 -0500Overread in NYIt’s ok, I still love you KK.<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt7rrhARZu1qz6d6bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://designage.tumblr.com/post/246196862/ashley-you-might-want-to-skip-this-post" target="_blank">It’s ok, I still love you KK</a>.</p>http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/246202742http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/246202742Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:09:00 -0500"A person suffering from delusions of grandeur may actually be an important figure, as in the case of..."“A person suffering from delusions of grandeur may actually be an important figure, as in the...http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/246171480http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/246171480Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:26:00 -0500Look who it is.<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt642splgH1qz6d6bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look who it is.</p>http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/245126605http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/245126605Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:40:00 -0500I experience mind-blowing anxiety when my mom doesn’t...<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5tybXBDp1qz6d6bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I experience mind-blowing anxiety when my mom doesn’t answer the phone.</p>http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/244926176http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/244926176Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:01:25 -0500Many gloves<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt546aVX541qz6d6bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Many gloves</p>http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/244557258http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/244557258Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:44:00 -0500Look! My electricity bill is here! Along with a piece of REAL...<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt44modNFa1qz6d6bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look! My electricity bill is here! Along with a piece of REAL mail all the way from England! Should I open it should I open it. (I blocked out my address using a fortune I got the last time I got Chinese food. It says “Dont’t stop now!”)</p>http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/243860289http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/243860289Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:56:52 -0500If I would just go buy a router I could hook up my internet at home instead of using this dumb phone. But yeah, anyway, if I could post a song from my phone, I would post "You Turn Me On, I'm a Radio." This post is pathetic.http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/243810098http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/243810098Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:58:00 -0500"The popular caricature of dopamine—it’s the hedonistic molecule in the brain, activated..."“The popular caricature of dopamine—it’s the hedonistic molecule in the brain,...http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/242941422http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/242941422Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:19:00 -0500My bowling team is still, STILL, in first place.<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt20xoFPA21qz6d6bo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>My bowling team is still, <i>STILL</i>, in first place.</p>http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/242640366http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/242640366Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:41:00 -0500